Some Funnies 4 u:

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe

Which Disney character is green and sooty, and whistles when he rubs his back legs together? Chimney Cricket

What did ET's mum say when he got home? Where on Earth have you been?

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and he died, what would they put on top of his coffin? A lid

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums

What do snowmen have for breakfast? Frosties

How did Noah see a night-time? He had floodlights

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? Big footprints in the butter

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chicken's day off

How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling

What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment

Why are elephants large, gray, and wrinkled? If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirins

Why did the ram fall over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn

What do you get if you cross two elephants and two goldfish? A pair of swimming trunks

Why were the small strawberries upset? Because their parents were in a jam

Why don't elephants wear bikinis? They already have trunks

What is big gray and mutters? Mumbo Jumbo

What do you call a flying elephant? A jumbo jet

Why did the traffic lights turn red? Because they had to change in front of a lot of strangers

"Knock, Knock", "Who's there?", "Isabel.", "Isabel who?", " Is a bell really necessary on a bike?"

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